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Ear Rumbling

Ear Rumbling is the voluntary control of your Tensor Tympani muscle in your ears. I never knew this was a rare ability, I’ve been ear rumbling ever since I was a kid. Back in my younger days I would do it during class thinking that it was the beginning stages of telekinesis and that if…

The Week Before Christmas

(semi-autobiographical retelling of The Night Before Christmas) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the stores, Shoppers were buying up presents galore, The clerks stacked impulse buys near the register with glee, In hopes of desperate shoppers arriving on Dec. 23. The children were finished, their presents bought weeks before, And mom’s been done…